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Swordage ([personal profile] swordage) wrote2011-04-19 06:14 pm

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My friends, I have a secret to tell you. It is a terrible burden to bear, so I must share it with you. It has to do with this picture:



My friends, I am sorry, but sticky is canon.

BEHOLD!




My friends, it's true, the only person on this planet who loves robodick more than I do is Michael Bay himself. I can think of no other reason for these fine specimens you see before you. Someone had to sign off on these character designs, my friends. Someone had to approve these shots for every piece of merchandise ever. You cannot unsee this, my friends, and I am sorry for inflicting it upon you. But I just spent an hour image-searching Optimus Prime's robojunk, then lovingly outlining it in pink highlighter. And then animating it.



Look at those beasts. Optimus' is, okay, only suggestive. But Megatron. IT HAS A TEXTURE. SOMEONE DELIBERATELY CREATED AND PAINTED MEGATRON'S ROBODICK. THEY LOVINGLY HANDCRAFTED HIS FORESKIN.

AND I JUST HIGHLIGHTED IT IN PINK.

And if you thought that hey, maybe it's just the designers, maybe no one noticed, maybe in the comics it isn't as obviou-



OH COME ON

The reason I mention this? Well, thankfully, Optimus' DotM design changed his robodick a little. And of course the pictures I have of him are so honking hi-res that his robodick fills my screen, so I notice these things.



Aren't you all looking forward to Michael Bay's movie now? :D ROBODIIIIIIICK. ROBODICK EVERYWHERE.
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[personal profile] darthneko 2011-04-19 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I.... I kind of love you for this. x___x
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[personal profile] darthneko 2011-04-19 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Megatron's is so OBVIOUS that it's downright embarrassing. x___x Prime's is... at an odd angle. And for a moment there my eyes were mixing up concave with convex and seeing an indentation instead of a lump and... yeah. Given what Megatron's packing, my brain totally went there.
white_aster: (transformers LOOK I'M WAVING)

[personal profile] white_aster 2011-04-20 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
:facepalm: Yeah, so obviously Prime's little pistonthing there....moves? In and out of his little extremely obvious...hollow he's got there? It's...yeah, not an improvement in the new design!

Honestly, now I'm thinking too hard about how this might work....
white_aster: (BEGONE DEMON)

Re: *waves at Ravage*

[personal profile] white_aster 2011-04-20 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
nonono, I mean that obviously it moves, because it used to poke up from the design, and in the new pic, it's retreated into its junkhollow! It's just a different shot of the same robojunk! One...erect, and one not! He's just not as excited by this new movie as he was by the others....

I HAVE GIVEN YOU FREEDOM. AREN'T I WONDERFUL? :DDDD
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Re: gdi coding

[personal profile] white_aster 2011-04-20 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Oh good god. It's....that's....

Ok, I'm going to STOP THINKING ABOUT VAGINAS INSIDE OF PENISES NOW. >_
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[identity profile] shusu.insanejournal.com 2011-04-20 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Brilliant.
Quite suddenly I feel lucky to be alive.
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[personal profile] darkdanc3r 2011-04-21 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
I... I think I love you... And I must share this with the masses...