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My friends, I have a secret to tell you. It is a terrible burden to bear, so I must share it with you. It has to do with this picture:



My friends, I am sorry, but sticky is canon.

BEHOLD!




My friends, it's true, the only person on this planet who loves robodick more than I do is Michael Bay himself. I can think of no other reason for these fine specimens you see before you. Someone had to sign off on these character designs, my friends. Someone had to approve these shots for every piece of merchandise ever. You cannot unsee this, my friends, and I am sorry for inflicting it upon you. But I just spent an hour image-searching Optimus Prime's robojunk, then lovingly outlining it in pink highlighter. And then animating it.



Look at those beasts. Optimus' is, okay, only suggestive. But Megatron. IT HAS A TEXTURE. SOMEONE DELIBERATELY CREATED AND PAINTED MEGATRON'S ROBODICK. THEY LOVINGLY HANDCRAFTED HIS FORESKIN.

AND I JUST HIGHLIGHTED IT IN PINK.

And if you thought that hey, maybe it's just the designers, maybe no one noticed, maybe in the comics it isn't as obviou-



OH COME ON

The reason I mention this? Well, thankfully, Optimus' DotM design changed his robodick a little. And of course the pictures I have of him are so honking hi-res that his robodick fills my screen, so I notice these things.



Aren't you all looking forward to Michael Bay's movie now? :D ROBODIIIIIIICK. ROBODICK EVERYWHERE.

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Date: 2011-04-19 10:37 pm (UTC)
darthneko: Transformers - Ratchet facepalming ([fandom] facepalm)
From: [personal profile] darthneko
I.... I kind of love you for this. x___x

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Date: 2011-04-20 12:45 am (UTC)
white_aster: (transformers LOOK I'M WAVING)
From: [personal profile] white_aster
:facepalm: Yeah, so obviously Prime's little pistonthing there....moves? In and out of his little extremely obvious...hollow he's got there? It's...yeah, not an improvement in the new design!

Honestly, now I'm thinking too hard about how this might work....

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Date: 2011-04-20 03:04 am (UTC)
ext_56722: Seiji and Ryo - RW/YST: Kikoutei Densetsu "Look what I caught! Can I keep them?" (boys rowr)
From: [identity profile] shusu.insanejournal.com
Brilliant.
Quite suddenly I feel lucky to be alive.

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Date: 2011-04-21 09:14 am (UTC)
darkdanc3r: courtesy of PellimusPrime on LJ (WTF - Prowl)
From: [personal profile] darkdanc3r
I... I think I love you... And I must share this with the masses...

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