swordage: rotf Soundwave (Default)
2012-03-27 09:49 pm

FIC: The Second Moon is the Darker Brother

Title: The second moon is the darker brother
Series: Transformers Prime
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Snuff, robot sex, dubcon, violence
Wordcount: 3700
Note: Eight months ago, I started a fic for Sick Mind. It was supposed to be a quick comment fic. Well, eight months and a few thousand words later, it's done. [livejournal.com profile] justnuts, this is for you. ♥ And [livejournal.com profile] pellimusprime, this wouldn't have happened without your encouragement. Thank you.

He leaps down to meet Optimus, or the battleground flows beneath him, and they clash in deathless silence. )
swordage: "I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's Megatron with a pancake on his head." (tf wtf)
2012-03-07 11:29 am

TF fic: BABBU

Pell told me to write a fic about Bob. This happened. I died of cute at least ten times. I JUST REALLY LOVE BOB OKAY?!

Title: BABBU (aka idk how to title anything)
Rating: G
Series: Transformers (IDW)
Wordcount: 400ish

The Insecticon cringes, cornered, but Sunstreaker doesn't shoot. )
swordage: rotf Soundwave (Default)
2012-02-15 11:24 pm

Transformers Tinyfic

Goodness gracious it's been ages since I last posted any fic. That happens when I get horribly depressed, though. I'm on meds and stabilizing now, so maybe writing will happen again soon. In the meantime have a little thing I wrote about Dylan Gould. I didn't much care for him the first time I saw DotM, but then I realized that he's the Decepticon version of Daniel. He grew up with Uncle Soundwave and Uncle Laserbeak. His motivations in the movie make total sense when you realize that it isn't about glory or power, it's about family. A very twisted, horrible kind of family, but family. Poor dear.

Series: Transformers (Dark of the Moon)
Rating: G
Warnings: none
Words: 160

"Good night, moon." )
swordage: Skyfire flying. (tf fire in the sky)
2011-08-03 09:00 pm

Untitled Starscream ficlet

whoops I found a fic in my WIP folder which is not a WIP. herp derp here you go

Series: Transformers
Rating: PG
Words: 336

Skyfire dreams of Starscream. That is a given. )
swordage: Blurr drinking alone. (tf blurr at a bar)
2010-11-17 10:20 pm

chatfic fairy tales

So I've been writing chatfic now and then, which is kinda awesome. So, have some Skyfire/Starscream I guess? I am told it is a "wee tiny gem of beautiful" endquote.

***

Once upon a time... )

***

oh wait there's a second story )
swordage: Spock's shirt reads "I'm with illogical" and is pointing at Kirk, who is shirtless. (asst I'm with illogical)
2010-10-25 09:00 pm

Fic: ROBOTS IN SPAAAAAAAAAACE

So I was poking through my personal journal looking for something and I found this ficlet. I have no idea why I never posted it here. I was probably thinking BUT IT'S SO UNPOLISHED HOMG but I have relaxed a bit since then, I hope. XD Anyway, the chatlog leading up to it pretty much says it all:

Lex: You know, just for fun, I want companion!Prowl.
Spacehussy: ooooooooh
Lex: It is, after all, entirely logical that the crew would need stress relief, and interfacing has the benefit of producing closer bonds as well as using up wild energy.
Spacehussy: mmmmmmmmmmmm yes that is in fact quite logical >:3
Lex: And he's just nuts enough that he'd observe to see who needs it and then approach them himself
Spacehussy: mmmmmm okay I like that a lot.
Lex: yessss. It might even take them a while to figure it out - they'd have to suffer through a couple random, head-spinning interfaces first. :3
Spacehussy: POOR DEARS
Lex: hee hee hee


OH NOES ROBOT SLASH )
swordage: rotf Soundwave (tf lovely)
2010-10-09 02:19 pm

Fic: Rocks Fall, Et Cetera

Title: Rocks Fall, Et Cetera
Series: Transformers G1
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 2k
Notes: My greatest thanks to [personal profile] sharpest_asp for looking this over. Any remaining problems are entirely my own fault.
Warnings: Character death.
Summary: This is a story about quiet lonely grief. It is a story about Not The End Of The World But Still Really Fucking Horrible. It is a story about living. It's a story about Sideswipe.

Read more... )
swordage: Text reading "We're a bunch of giant robots that turn into vehicles, I'm sorry if our culture is different than yours." (tf sorry about our culture ol chap)
2010-10-01 12:57 pm

100 prompts (okay no, just 5)

Oh my god, what's this? Some more things from that 100 prompts set? Why, it is! Actual productivity! How did this even happen, I have no idea. Some of them are pretty substantial though.

12. Beautiful (Sunstreaker): G, G1

Read more... )

14. Children (Wheeljack and Dinobots): G, G1

Read more... )

26. Formal (Optimus and Megatron): G, Movieverse pre-war

Read more... )

34. Sunlight (Scorponok): PG, Movieverse

Read more... )

88. Finally (Dinobot and Rattrap): PG, Beast Wars season 1

Read more... )
swordage: TFA Blurr and Shattered Glass Optimus, with noncon touching. (tf Blurr and evil Prime)
2010-09-17 08:41 am

TF Pairing Generator

My writing ability has been entirely shot for a few weeks now, and I'm starting to feel antsy - so when I found Primusatemyleg's pairing generator and started giggling at it, I gave myself the exercise of writing a sentence (and only a sentence) for whatever ones caught my eye.

May contain triggery prompts, though I didn't write anything dark. )
swordage: Bay movie: Sam touching Bumblebee's face. (tf d'awww bee-hugging)
2010-08-28 07:34 pm

Fic: Look Out on a Summer's Day

Title: Look Out on a Summer's Day
Series: Transformers movies
Rating: G
Wordcount: 485
Summary: Just a simple quiet evening as summer peters out, comfortable and easy. Sam, Mikaela, and Bumblebee.

The overlook was quiet as the last warm light tipped trees and clouds alike with gold. )
swordage: rotf Soundwave (Default)
2010-08-22 08:35 am

WIP amnesty week: Day 7

Let's see what I have in Googledocs today... Ah yes! The appendices to The Beauty Inherent, my shitty multiverse crossover technopunk thing! I have no excuses. It was fun to write. Also I totally ship Sephiroth/Envy now and I have no idea how this happened.

WIP: The Beauty Inherent Appendices, multiverse, some Sora/Riku and Tseng/Rufus and possibly Sephiroth/Envy~ Also it could pass for an anti-drug PSA. Also you can tell I wrote it a long time ago. ಠ_ಠ LET'S SEE HOW ELSE I CAN CONVINCE PEOPLE TO NOT READ THIS

This gets kinda weird and kinda long. )
swordage: rotf Soundwave (Default)
2010-08-21 11:07 pm

WIP amnesty week: Day 6

I found a subfolder in Googledocs with some more WIPs that I abandoned! AWESOME. Also, this is the only Star Trek story you will ever see from me.

WIP: Star Trek XI, Kirk and Spock.

I want to say something clever in the cut text. )
swordage: Naruto and Sasuke being friendly. (x monsters)
2010-08-20 11:16 pm

WIP amnesty week: Day 5

I have no idea how many years ago I started this. A lot. About five, I think? I've poked at it off and on for most of that time. It's... Well. You can tell. The first half actually got posted as its own story, but since I just kinda kept writing, I'll repost the whole thing here. It'll always have a special fond place in my heart - and in hindsight, it was pretty clearly my thing for nonhumans popping up. Huh. Also this is so, so AU. Let's see, can I add any more caveats that will make people want to avoid it like the plague...? XD I do like it though. I want other people to like it, deep down under its outer layers of shitty writing and worse plotting. I want to sit by the waterfall and croak with the bullfrogs, you know? Yeah. Anyway. SO NOSTALGIC~

WIP: Naruto, Gaara/Sasuke/Naruto (nonsexual)
Working title: Monsters

This is over 6000 words. Whoa. )
swordage: Dean Winchester biting his lip thoughtfully (x lipbite)
2010-08-20 12:19 pm

WIP amnesty week: Day 4

WHOOPS I forgot to post yesterday! I will post again later today. And then I believe that's the end~ I'm down to 10 active stories after this, which is still a LOT but also a huge relief. I think a couple of them are almost done, too...

WIP: NCIS/Supernatural Dean/Gibbs. You read that right.

This is ROUGH. It is the very, very beginnings of an idea. You can tell because I changed tenses between scenes, and also there are some INSERT NAME/RANK HERE bits because I hadn't finished plotting out the case they're working on. Also it's missing 99% of the story: I have the two opening scenes and then, wtf, the end of a sex scene right at the end of the story.

That's right. Dean/Gibbs. I was serious.

I am honestly kinda feeling weird about posting something with a sex scene involving humans. )
swordage: 2007 Sideswipe. (tf sideswipe is handsome)
2010-08-18 11:48 am

WIP amnesty week: Day 3

WIP: Transformers/Iron Man, Sideswipe/Jarvis (nonsexual GASP HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE)

This one came from some excited babbling with [personal profile] blue_soaring and - I love the idea, I do! That's why I started writing it! But the story fell apart and it was taking too long and I don't have the patience to figure out what it wants to be, especially since I've kinda moved away from my fascination with Iron Man. Sigh. I still want to see Jarvis getting it on with a Cybertronian, though - and I really did want to touch on the idea that, being an artificially-built rather than inherit/sparked intelligence (and thus possibly not alive or an independent being to the Cybertronians, which is an extra level of irony because of the human debate over whether the Cybertronians are alive and sentient), Jarvis' ability to consent to a relationship is called into question. Anyway. Let me show you what I had written.

Oh, also? This is the story that put "I hear you've been around the parking lot a few times" into my vocabulary. It never ceases to make me laugh hysterically.

So basically Tony needs a ride (he has two tickets to that thing you love), Sideswipe seduces Jarvis with his stunning intellect, Tony fails to realize that they've adopted Dummy as their illegitimate love child, and Optimus Prime is not entirely sure he approves of this but believes in Love Conquers All or something, though I never wrote that last scene. Also I am not sure about how I wrote Pepper but wanted to include her because 1. she's awesome and 2. I am trying to stop erasing women from my fic. LONGEST CUT TEXT EVER )
swordage: rotf Soundwave (Default)
2010-08-17 10:43 am

WIP amnesty week: Day 2

WIP: Transformers, Blackout/Barricade tactile robosex.

I was writing this for someone else too (haha, guess who! XD) but that never seems to work out well for me. I do like what I have written here, I just ran out of steam to get any farther. :\ Curses. You never know, I might come back to this one. It is awfully cute... (And it turns out the one yesterday will get finished, I wasn't doing it wrong! Yay!)

bluh bluh bluh )
swordage: "I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's Megatron with a pancake on his head." (tf wtf)
2010-08-16 12:54 pm

WIP amnesty week: Day 1

I have declared WIP amnesty week for myself. My plan is to post a story a day - or at least, what I have of the story - until Friday. Yes, I have that many WIPs I'll never finish. I'm happy to talk about the stories in comments if you'd like! I've just moved on to bigger, better things.

WIP: Transformers, Skywarp/Optimus, explicit robot sex (sticky)

This was meant to be a gift to Pell, but it turns out I was doing it wrong. Dang. I was struggling with it anyway, but now... I can't bring myself to touch it, even to fix it. Ah well.

Stuff! )
swordage: Skyfire flying. (tf fire in the sky)
2010-08-01 11:40 pm

TF fic: I've come to be untroubled in my seeking

Title: I've come to be untroubled in my seeking
Series: Transformers G1-ish
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 2276
Notes: I have so many other things I should be writing. Instead, this got finished! I've been reading too many "Starscream is just damaged and fixing him makes everything better" fics, clearly. Guess what happens in this story.
Sample: "Did you think to hold it over me? Megatron will feel no gratitude to you, either. Or perhaps you foolishly hoped to impart a voice of reason to the Decepticon ranks?" Starscream laughed. "If Soundwave and Shockwave could not do such a thing, then it cannot be done."

"It was a matter of morality, not power. I would be a fool to think you indebted for it." )
swordage: Skyfire flying. (tf fire in the sky)
2010-07-13 11:39 pm

Huh. Fic.

Soooo I was sitting around going DOOT DOOT DOOT and I wrote a thing. A dream-thing! A fic-thing. I honestly don't know if anyone wants to read such a thing but it's here if you want it. I usually get annoyed at such disclaimers but I'm not saying it sucks, I'm saying stories wherein all that happens is a character dreams tend to annoy me so I'm not sure why I wrote this. ANYWAY.

Untitled
Series: Transformers G1
Wordcount: 407
Rating: G
Summary: For millions of years, Skyfire dreamed.

He saw the infinite spiraling towers of Vos. )