I didn't read the story descrip, no worries, just the bit that ended with 'PFFFFT I think I hurt myself laughing.'

Here is the story! I like to amuse myself periodically by contemplating just when it is set and thus how far AU from canon it goes when.

If Skyfire had been 'Con from the beginning... yipe. He still would've defected eventually, it just would've hurt him more. He would've understood why the 'Cons were going 'this situation is untenable, we are STARVING, fuck you Overlord,' but... but not like this. They kill more than they save.