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FIRST: Thank you all for the birthday wishes! I usually despise my birthday and want it to stop existing, but this one has been amazing and it's because of all of you. You are wonderful people and I love you.

SECOND: MAH LOOT. You need to check these out, people. Spacehussy, my beloved twin, made me a drawing of Prowl using the twins as furniture. *fans self* If you are me, this is SO HOT. If you're not me you're probably wondering what the fuss is about but SHUT UP AND GO OGLE IT. Seriously, Prowl and the twins, WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS WHEN YOU COULD BE OUT BUYING BLURR OVER THERE OGLING THEM. Part deux was an unexpected surprise from Primusatemyleg, who gifted me consensual tentacles and Prime! Seriously what more description do you need. There is gentle neck-stroking. Delicate interspecies lovemaking is impending. It is GORGEOUS. Prime sure knows how to treat a tentacle monster. ♥

In actual physical loot, I will be opening Hussy's other presents (SHE SPOILS ME ROTTEN) in a little bit! But before that, I know you've all been waiting for...

THE PARTY IS HERE!

EDIT: And I'm done for the night - thank you all for chilling and being awesome. ♥ It has been a wonderful birthday.
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