swordage: Spock's shirt reads "I'm with illogical" and is pointing at Kirk, who is shirtless. (asst I'm with illogical)
So I was poking through my personal journal looking for something and I found this ficlet. I have no idea why I never posted it here. I was probably thinking BUT IT'S SO UNPOLISHED HOMG but I have relaxed a bit since then, I hope. XD Anyway, the chatlog leading up to it pretty much says it all:

Lex: You know, just for fun, I want companion!Prowl.
Spacehussy: ooooooooh
Lex: It is, after all, entirely logical that the crew would need stress relief, and interfacing has the benefit of producing closer bonds as well as using up wild energy.
Spacehussy: mmmmmmmmmmmm yes that is in fact quite logical >:3
Lex: And he's just nuts enough that he'd observe to see who needs it and then approach them himself
Spacehussy: mmmmmm okay I like that a lot.
Lex: yessss. It might even take them a while to figure it out - they'd have to suffer through a couple random, head-spinning interfaces first. :3
Spacehussy: POOR DEARS
Lex: hee hee hee

swordage: rotf Soundwave (tf lovely)
Title: Rocks Fall, Et Cetera
Series: Transformers G1
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 2k
Notes: My greatest thanks to [personal profile] sharpest_asp for looking this over. Any remaining problems are entirely my own fault.
Warnings: Character death.
Summary: This is a story about quiet lonely grief. It is a story about Not The End Of The World But Still Really Fucking Horrible. It is a story about living. It's a story about Sideswipe.

Read more... )
swordage: Naruto and Sasuke being friendly. (x monsters)
I have no idea how many years ago I started this. A lot. About five, I think? I've poked at it off and on for most of that time. It's... Well. You can tell. The first half actually got posted as its own story, but since I just kinda kept writing, I'll repost the whole thing here. It'll always have a special fond place in my heart - and in hindsight, it was pretty clearly my thing for nonhumans popping up. Huh. Also this is so, so AU. Let's see, can I add any more caveats that will make people want to avoid it like the plague...? XD I do like it though. I want other people to like it, deep down under its outer layers of shitty writing and worse plotting. I want to sit by the waterfall and croak with the bullfrogs, you know? Yeah. Anyway. SO NOSTALGIC~

WIP: Naruto, Gaara/Sasuke/Naruto (nonsexual)
Working title: Monsters

This is over 6000 words. Whoa. )
swordage: rotf Soundwave (Default)
WIP: Transformers, Blackout/Barricade tactile robosex.

I was writing this for someone else too (haha, guess who! XD) but that never seems to work out well for me. I do like what I have written here, I just ran out of steam to get any farther. :\ Curses. You never know, I might come back to this one. It is awfully cute... (And it turns out the one yesterday will get finished, I wasn't doing it wrong! Yay!)

bluh bluh bluh )
swordage: Skyfire flying. (tf fire in the sky)
Title: I've come to be untroubled in my seeking
Series: Transformers G1-ish
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 2276
Notes: I have so many other things I should be writing. Instead, this got finished! I've been reading too many "Starscream is just damaged and fixing him makes everything better" fics, clearly. Guess what happens in this story.
Sample: "Did you think to hold it over me? Megatron will feel no gratitude to you, either. Or perhaps you foolishly hoped to impart a voice of reason to the Decepticon ranks?" Starscream laughed. "If Soundwave and Shockwave could not do such a thing, then it cannot be done."

"It was a matter of morality, not power. I would be a fool to think you indebted for it." )
swordage: The Winchester family. (x W is for Winchester)
I love Supernatural with the heat of a thousand fiery suns. This is mostly a warm-up, heavily styled and yet very flow-of-consciousness, to get me used to the characters and my conceit of them and the subleties I want to draw attention to. Pretty much just playing with the characters, but I enjoy the concept.

Sam knew fire, knew that a body burned down to five pound of ash and bone. )
swordage: A man pointing a revolver at his own head in sepia. (x space amish nazis)
Series: Stargate Atlantis
Rating: PG-13
Stats: 2080 words in 3 hours, no beta
Summary: I got an icon. [livejournal.com profile] spacehussy got an SGA-only blog. I wrote lots of porn in the comments, which made me want to write more, which made me think of the icon that kinda looks like Sheppard, and there was a story. It involved Genii and horses and a margarita, although the latter was more on the author's part than the characters'.

John and Genii -centric. Ah, crazy Amish Nazis.

Blame it on the icon. )
swordage: Vincent Valentine. Gloomy. As always. (x vincent van kickurass)
Title: Filth
Series: Final Fantasy VII
Rating: R
Summary: Oh man, I suck at summaries. I'm not even sure what this is about. Uh, Vincent/Cid/Jenova love triangle or something. I had way too much fun with it.

"It's over," Cloud murmured. "It's over. It's over." )
swordage: Kitty cat! (x cat)
Title: Coin's Mettle
Series: Fullmetal Alchemist
Rating: PG-13/R
Summary: A wrong turn can lead to adventure. A cat can most certainly lead a military maneuver. I do believe this is the most plot I have ever written, and also I have forgotten how to write transitions. This is for [livejournal.com profile] celes_grant.

The knock at the door was unexpected and thus unwelcome. )

1. Catnip
2. Feline
3. Coin's Mettle
swordage: Envy from Fullmetal Alchemist (x envy)
I started playing with words rather idly - this is good, as I tend to go overly-flowery when I'm getting back into my writing groove. I dare say no more. Knock on wood! And also the style does not fit the POV at all, but oh well. Also also, this proves my obsession with Envy's form.

Just a little tidbit that is far more complex than it should be. )
swordage: Sasuke intimidating Naruto with his bare chest. (x narutoxsasuke)
Title: Messed Up
Series: Naruto
Rating: PG-13
Notes: For [insanejournal.com profile] kytyngurl2. Present tense, with my apologies.
Request: SasuNaru. Comparisons of their childhood and past. Understanding. Slightly fluffy!angsty

No such thing as starting over. )


Title: Sharp as Steel
Series: FMA
Rating: PG-13
Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] ponderosa121. First-person present tense (oh my god I am so sorry).
Request: Unabashed evilness; Ishvar-era death, destruction, and mayhem. "Knives out."

The soldiers are starting to get anxious. )
swordage: FMA Ishbal (x crimson)
I am so insanely happy with this piece. In my personal opinion, it is the hottest thing I've ever written. WHOO-TAH.

Title: Crimson
Rating: PG-13
Ramifications: Ishbal. Blame goes to [livejournal.com profile] pinstripesuit. ALL. HER. FAULT.
Summary: Arrays and red stone in Ishbal.

I hate coming up with something for the cut-text. )

FMA fic

Mar. 3rd, 2005 07:09 pm
swordage: Roy Mustang's glove dripping water. (x roy glove)
This was going to go up at the same time as Desert Unwell, but then I fell asleep and rewrote the end. Not at the same time.

Title: War Is A Fantasy
Series: FMA
Rating: PG-13
Ramifications: Ishbal, fourth and last in the Desert series. Because [livejournal.com profile] pinstripesuit actually asked for during-Ishbal, not post-Ishbal. Silly me.
Summary: Roy dreams, and then he doesn't.

No, I didn't write this on Nyquil. )

FMA fic

Mar. 3rd, 2005 02:27 pm
swordage: Roy Mustang's glove dripping water. (x roy glove)
Written entirely while I was on Nyquil, yet somehow it remains decent. Angst with a resolution pie. XD

Title: It Goes Like This
Series: Fullmetal Alchemist
Rating: PG-13
Ramifications: Post-Ishbal Roy. Because [livejournal.com profile] pinstripesuit asked.
Summary: Roy figures out equivalent trade.

It goes like this. )

FMA fic

Mar. 2nd, 2005 05:16 pm
swordage: Roy Mustang's glove dripping water. (x roy glove)
Title: The Least Best Thing
Series: FMA
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Roy is normal. Really. Post-Ishbal.
The tracks waver to nothingness in the heat. )

FMA fics

Mar. 2nd, 2005 05:14 pm
swordage: Kimberly from Fullmental Alchemist, "criminal". (x ishbal)
Title: Desert Sun
Series: FMA
Rating: PG-13
Ramifications: Ishbal, yo.
Summary: Roy has a bottle in one hand and a glove on the other.
Devil on your shoulder. )
swordage: Edward Elric looking badass. (x ed)
Title: Swallowing Glass
Series: Fullmetal Alchemist
Rating: PG-13
Ramifications: Post-series, assuming Ed makes his way back. Angst warning.
Summary: The mission in East City had more long-term effects than expected.

Even heroes have the right to bleed. )

FMA fic

Feb. 12th, 2005 12:59 pm
swordage: Greed from Fullmetal Alchemist (x greed)
Human!Greed entertains me. Also, much, much thanks to [livejournal.com profile] miss_arel for dealing with all my crazy questions and theories, and for letting me molest her Greed-muse. And thanks to [livejournal.com profile] pinstripesuit for being so easy to bribe for fanart. And thanks to Geo for beta'ing Part Zwei. Wow, this is like a group effort.

Title: On Growing (working title Greedzilla)
Series: FMA
Rating: PG-13
Ramifications: Mad crazy spoilers for... Well, pretty much through the end of the series.
Summary: Envy gets a little brother, because he really didn't like the idea of having a father. Yeah, I make it sound like it has nothing to do with Greed.

Part eins )


Part zwei )


Part drei )
swordage: Roy Mustang's glove dripping water. (x roy glove)
Yet more fic, arranged by fandom. Witness my obsession with Kimbley in action! Mmm, arrays.

Title: Military Man
Series: FMA
Rating: PG-13
Ramifications: AU, post-series what-if in which I selectively ignore canon. Minor spoilers for ep.51 and all the ones up to that point.
Summary: Some things, once deconstructed, can be reassembled. A man with no purpose, no friends, can make new ones.
Parts one and two combined. )



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