holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii- (so many spoilers under cuts)

[swordage]

New DotM trailer oh god oh god I am about two seconds away from peeing my pants in excitement despite knowing Bay will fail to deliver the awesome that is promised herein OH GOD SHOCKWAVE WHY SO BADASS HNNNNNNNNNNNGH oh my god the touching Bee and the running up a wall to catch his humans and the ANGRY PRIME homg and so many new cars and green tall dude in background and so many sexy Decepticon designs and THAT GIANT THING EATING A BUILDING HOMG YES KILL SHIA wait I mean uh SHOCKWAVE SO SEXY HNNNGH PANTS ON FIRE and the music for the fight scene made me all tingly and gave me goosebumps holy shit you guys THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING AND SHOCKWAVE IS RUNNING IT oh man I knew that would be amazing but it's really like, actually sinking in. A lot. Hot damn. Just - hot damn. HOT. DAMN.

That is all.

EDIT: OH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS



SHOCKWAVE IS RIDING THE TENTACLE BEAST AND SHOOTING UP SHIT CASUALLY WHILE ORCHESTRATING THE APOCALYPSE OF OUR WORLD

OH MY GOD MY EVERYTHING JUST CAUGHT ON FIRE

Comments

[senmut]

I was going "IS that a Dinobot" for the flying swooping thing! And Going OH MY" a lot, and then watched it again. And.... And....

Wowzers.

I just hate the new love interest angle, because fuck off and die Bay.

[swordage]

I still vote for Laserbeak, it's too pointy and silver to be an Autobot. Alas! Grimlock would be the BEST THING EVER.

The new chick can diaf (not literally, I just hate her stupid white dull surprise) and I already miss Mikaela so much it's absurd. She was just too freaking cool for Michael Bay. He didn't even notice that she would make a way better main character than Sam. >:|

[senmut]

She's no Carly, that's for certain.

I'm a bit enraged now, over having gone and placed a name to the woman who Prime is pissed at. +SCREAMS+ Bay, fucking with things I love, again.

[white_aster]

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Oh god. This movie's gonna drag out my heart and stompy all over it, I JUST KNOW IT, but still. It will be worth the price of admission to see Optimus being that badass....

[swordage]

I am constantly torn between great excitement and tremendous dread. I am trying to keep my expectations to "lots of big explosions and sexy-looking robots and everything else will suck" and hopefully I won't be disappointed. :\