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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, spacehussy MY TWIN ♥

As for my own birthday, I have many wonderful friends who gifted me with wonderful things.

Katarik wrote me not one, not two, but THREE beautiful ficlets that hit my buttons in a very good way~ ♥ On one page we have delicious foodkink set during Fire In The Sky, and on another page we have Cyclonus' lovely devotion to Galvatron, as well as FOOT WORSHIP HELL YES. Which is, of course, done in exactly the way I love best. Oh and also it's the twins THAT SURE DOESN'T AFFECT MY ENJOYMENT NOSIREE. (hint: it makes it even better)

I already linked these but they're worth linking again - Spacehussy drew me a lovely Prowl/twins-as-sexy-furniture picture, and Primusatemyleg made me the most romantic Optimus/tentacles picture I shall ever see in my entire life.

I feel it is worth noting that my friends are the best friends. I got foodkink, loyaltykink, foot worship, tentacles, D/s (YES IT'S IN THERE, TRUST ME), and Lambos as furniture - and ALL OF IT is loving and consensual and gorgeous and without any shaming whatsoever. You people are the BEST. I love you all so much.

And Eels gave me a cute little otter for my profile, and so many people wished me happy birthday that my head might explode! YOU ARE ALL WONDERFUL AND I LOVE YOU.

Spacehussy also sent me actual physical presents which are AMAZING. Observe:

( SO MANY PICTURES. I made a little story. )

 

MY FRIENDS. Tomorrow is my birthday! I will be a quarter of a century old! LET'S HAVE A PARTY. I guess another vid party, because those are awesome. I unfortunately have errands to run (if I can, so much lovely fluffy snow~) but I should get it going sometime in the afternoon. We'll just be chillin' and babbling about stuffs.

I can't believe I have to say this, but I will not tolerate any kind of -ism. In the chat, in conversation with me, whatever. This includes kink-bashing.

OKAY SO tell me what you want to watch! Seriously, please, ask for an episode or two of something. Or link me to a music video. The sillier the better.

Wishing you all a happy winter, whether you celebrated Hanukkah, Solstice, Kwanzaa, Yule, Christmas, or a new year. May your days be merry and bright. ♥ I come bearing a gift! Those of you who follow my personal blog lex know Nostalgia, my darling cat - but whether you do or not, I give you a wallpaper of her beautiful bunny butt. Oh, and I suppose you can have a Sunstreaker wallpaper too.





They're in 1280x800 by default, but let me know if you need another size. Max size for Nostalgia is 2048x1536, which I think actually displays her larger than life. Max on Sunstreaker is an absurd 3000x2000.

Happy Christmas, all. :3

So if you don't know about this yet, there are more links than I can link to - check out seperis for some roundups, or just google "Cooks Source". Basically, get yer trolling in now because this person pissed off the entire Internet and every major corporation all in one blow. The hordes of Livejournal, Fark, Reddit, and 4chan are descending, to be followed by the monolithic horror of the Food Network, NPR, Martha Stewart, and Disney. So of course the only logical thing to do is use the Cooks Source FB profile pic to make ironic icons using quotes from their FB page for the Ultimate Irony Meltdown Attack! Feel free to gank. I won't bother asking that your credit me because after all, this is the Internet and everything is public domain right :D :D :D

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What made me laugh was when Dad was like "Oh hey 4chan is going to destroy someone and it made the news" and I was like "The Cooks Source thing? Dad, my people got there first, and 4chan is just picking up the dregs" and he was like "sadface." This is our dinner conversation, heck yes.

Title: Rocks Fall, Et Cetera
Series: Transformers G1
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 2k
Notes: My greatest thanks to sharpest_asp for looking this over. Any remaining problems are entirely my own fault.
Warnings: Character death.
Summary: This is a story about quiet lonely grief. It is a story about Not The End Of The World But Still Really Fucking Horrible. It is a story about living. It's a story about Sideswipe.

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My writing ability has been entirely shot for a few weeks now, and I'm starting to feel antsy - so when I found Primusatemyleg's pairing generator and started giggling at it, I gave myself the exercise of writing a sentence (and only a sentence) for whatever ones caught my eye.

( May contain triggery prompts, though I didn't write anything dark. )

Let's see what I have in Googledocs today... Ah yes! The appendices to The Beauty Inherent, my shitty multiverse crossover technopunk thing! I have no excuses. It was fun to write. Also I totally ship Sephiroth/Envy now and I have no idea how this happened.

WIP: The Beauty Inherent Appendices, multiverse, some Sora/Riku and Tseng/Rufus and possibly Sephiroth/Envy~ Also it could pass for an anti-drug PSA. Also you can tell I wrote it a long time ago. ಠ_ಠ LET'S SEE HOW ELSE I CAN CONVINCE PEOPLE TO NOT READ THIS

( This gets kinda weird and kinda long. )

I have no idea how many years ago I started this. A lot. About five, I think? I've poked at it off and on for most of that time. It's... Well. You can tell. The first half actually got posted as its own story, but since I just kinda kept writing, I'll repost the whole thing here. It'll always have a special fond place in my heart - and in hindsight, it was pretty clearly my thing for nonhumans popping up. Huh. Also this is so, so AU. Let's see, can I add any more caveats that will make people want to avoid it like the plague...? XD I do like it though. I want other people to like it, deep down under its outer layers of shitty writing and worse plotting. I want to sit by the waterfall and croak with the bullfrogs, you know? Yeah. Anyway. SO NOSTALGIC~

WIP: Naruto, Gaara/Sasuke/Naruto (nonsexual)
Working title: Monsters

( This is over 6000 words. Whoa. )

WIP: Transformers/Iron Man, Sideswipe/Jarvis (nonsexual GASP HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE)

This one came from some excited babbling with blue_soaring and - I love the idea, I do! That's why I started writing it! But the story fell apart and it was taking too long and I don't have the patience to figure out what it wants to be, especially since I've kinda moved away from my fascination with Iron Man. Sigh. I still want to see Jarvis getting it on with a Cybertronian, though - and I really did want to touch on the idea that, being an artificially-built rather than inherit/sparked intelligence (and thus possibly not alive or an independent being to the Cybertronians, which is an extra level of irony because of the human debate over whether the Cybertronians are alive and sentient), Jarvis' ability to consent to a relationship is called into question. Anyway. Let me show you what I had written.

Oh, also? This is the story that put "I hear you've been around the parking lot a few times" into my vocabulary. It never ceases to make me laugh hysterically.

( So basically Tony needs a ride (he has two tickets to that thing you love), Sideswipe seduces Jarvis with his stunning intellect, Tony fails to realize that they've adopted Dummy as their illegitimate love child, and Optimus Prime is not entirely sure he approves of this but believes in Love Conquers All or something, though I never wrote that last scene. Also I am not sure about how I wrote Pepper but wanted to include her because 1. she's awesome and 2. I am trying to stop erasing women from my fic. LONGEST CUT TEXT EVER )

I have declared WIP amnesty week for myself. My plan is to post a story a day - or at least, what I have of the story - until Friday. Yes, I have that many WIPs I'll never finish. I'm happy to talk about the stories in comments if you'd like! I've just moved on to bigger, better things.

WIP: Transformers, Skywarp/Optimus, explicit robot sex (sticky)

This was meant to be a gift to Pell, but it turns out I was doing it wrong. Dang. I was struggling with it anyway, but now... I can't bring myself to touch it, even to fix it. Ah well.

( Stuff! )